Now Playing Tracks

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

i got cris to sign a cleat while they were touring los angeles, and because i wanted to fuck cris so badly, i used the signed cleat and lost my virginity to it.

ohshit!!  take pictures next time. 

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

These posts are sooooo fucking funny!!!! anyone who is like "these are not okay fuck u ur a disgrace to real madrid blah blah" needs to remove the stick from their asshole

thanks!!

To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union